Warner Bros. contract players BUGS BUNNY and DAFFY DUCK are up to their feuding ways again. Tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs, Daffy has decided to leave the Studio for good. He is aided by Warner Bros.' humor impaired Vice President of Comedy, Kate Houghton (JENNA ELFMAN), who releases him from his contract and instructs WB security guard/aspiring stuntman DJ Drake (BRENDAN FRASER) to capture and "escort" Daffy off the studio lot. (In other words, he's fired and tossed out on his tail feathers.)
Suddenly a sidekick without a hero, the duck decides to ally himself with DJ, whether he likes it or not. Consequently, Daffy is on the scene when DJ discovers that his famous movie star father Damian Drake (TIMOTHY DALTON), known for playing suave international spies onscreen, is actually a suave international spy in real life - and has been kidnapped by the nefarious Mr. Chairman (STEVE MARTIN) of the equally nefarious Acme Corporation. It seems that Damian knows the whereabouts of the mysterious and powerful Blue Monkey Diamond, and the Chairman will do anything to get his hands on it.
In terms of living the American Dream, Alex and Nancy have it pretty good. They're a young, vibrant couple in New York City with bright futures ahead of them. But one thing is missing: a home of their own. But their new home comes with one feature they didn't expect: an upstairs rent-controlled tenant, Mrs. Connelly, who isn't quite as easy going or frail as Alex and Nancy originally anticipated. As their blissful life begins to seriously fray around the edges, their dream home rapidly turns into a nightmare. It's then that they start to wonder: if they can't move Mrs. Connelly out...
После нескольких лет подъема блестящая карьера рок-звезды Дьюи Финна заканчивается полным провалом. Все, что его теперь ждет, это неоплаченные долги и тяжелая депрессия. Но, перехватив не предназначавшийся ему телефонный звонок и придя в изумление от зарплаты (650 долларов в неделю), Дьюи устраивается работать в частную школу. Его отношение к музыке и детям творит там чудеса, и вскоре появляется возможность начать звездную карьеру заново. Нужно только выиграть конкурс лучших рок-групп — и все проблемы легко разрешатся. Дьюи полон оптимизма, ведь вместе с ним его новый друг — девятилетний Зак, виртуозно играющий на гитаре!
Англия, 1645 год. Близится к концу кровопролитная Гражданская война. Одержав победу над войсками тирана Карла I, великие полководцы Фейрфакс и Кромвель намерены восстановить из пепла разрушенную страну и вернуть народу долгожданный мир. Но когда стихает грохот пушек, за дело берется политика, вбивая клин отчуждения между верными друзьями. Решительный лорд Кромвель хочет казнить короля, но дипломатичный Томас Фейрфакс, над которым довлеет его властная жена-монархистка, предпочитает сделку с парламентом. Не рассчитывая на помощь Фейрфакса, Кромвель решает в одиночку вершить судьбу своего государства…
"The Punisher" tells the story of FBI undercover agent, Frank Castle, who until now has beat considerable odds. A former Special Forces operative, he is finally moving out of the field and into a desk job -- and a normal life with his wife and son. Then Castle's world is shaken to its core by a nightmare he has longed feared: his family is executed as a repercussion from his final undercover assignment. With unparalleled intensity, ferocious intelligence and fearless actions, Castle seeks to punish the murderers -- and finds the one thing he least expected: redemption. Marvel Comics' "The Punisher" made his first appearance over 25 years ago as a supporting character. The hero proved so popular with readers that he could not be contained in a peripheral role and by the 1990's he was starring in as many as three titles a month. In 2000, "The Punisher" reemerged as one of Marvel Comics' highest selling solo books and remains a top seller for the Company
More humans have travelled into space than to the deepest recesses of our oceans; we know more about the moon than about the seabeds. But it is Ocean that continues to surprise us. This film shooted in 200 spots and made from 7000m taken material leads us in unforgettable adventure into depth of the ocean.
Our planet is a Blue Planet. 97% of all water is contained by the oceans. 80% of all life exists under the ocean surface. No other place supports so much life. This is a world of constant jeopardy, an endless cycle of birth, death and renewal. Leave the narrow strip of rich sunlit waters at the ocean's surface and journey downwards into perpetual night. Down here the only light comes from the inhabitants of the deep themselves. It is strange, another world with surprising creatures in many shapes and colours. Come on a journey into liguid space!
Robert Scott (Val Kilmer) is a career military officer working for a highly sacretive special operations force. A man hardened by years of brutal service, he is respected by his peers and elders in the world of espionage. When Scott is recruited to find Laura Newton (Kristen Bell), the President's college-age daughter, he is paired with novice Curtis (Derek Luke), who becomes his protégé. Working with a special task force comprisednof Presidential Advisors, the Secret Service, FBI and CIA, Scott and Curtis stumble upon a white salvery ring, which may have some connection to Laura's disappearance.
As the story unfolds, the straigthforward search-and-rescue mission becomes complicated by Curtis' naivete and the political ambitions of those in high places - like Burch (Ed O'Neill) and Stoddard (William H. Macy), political operatives whomay know more than they're telling about the circumstances surrounding Laura's abduction.
Scott and Curtis are on the bank of tracking Laura's whereabouts when their clandestine mission comes to an abrupt conclusion as the media issues reports of the girl's death. Scott returns to the quiet life as a rural landowner and awaits his next assignment in relative peace. But Curtis can't rest. He seeks out Scott to confide his belief that Laura is alive. If she is, their continued unofficial investigation will put them - as well as Laura - at the center of a dangerous conspiracy that reaches the highest leavels.
Джессику похищают и запирают на чердаке. Вся её надежда на неисправный, едва работающий телефон. Позвонив по первому попавшемуся номеру, она сообщает Райану (случайному молодому человеку) о своем похищении и о том, что её хотят убить, а также и её мужа и сына, за которыми теперь отправились похитители. Она не знает, где находится, а у единственного возможного спасителя скоро сядет батарейка телефона. Теперь Райану, знакомому с Джессикой только по ее паническому голосу, придется бороться со временем, которого остается все меньше, и постоянными проблемами со связью и лицом столкнуться с убийством и обманом.
The story's protagonist, Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn), is a charismatic underachiever and proprietor of a rundown gym called Average Joe's. The facility's clientele of decidedly less-than-"average Joes" is made up of a self-styled pirate, a scrawny nerd who dreams of impressing an unattainable cheerleader, an obsessive aficionado of obscure sports, a dim-witted young man, and a cocky know-it-all who, of course, really knows nothing.
Peter's humble gym catches the eye of White Goodman (Ben Stiller), the power-mullet-sporting, Fu-Manchu-d, egomaniacal owner of Globo Gym, a gleaming monolith of fitness. White intends to take over Average Joe's, and Peter's non-existent bookkeeping is making it all too easy for him. A foreclosing bank has stationed attorney Kate Veatch (Christine Taylor) inside Average Joe's to finalize Globo's takeover of the gym. But Peter's boyish charms win her over and Kate joins his team of social rejects to beat the odds - and their own ineptitude - to try to save Average Joe's. How? A showdown dodgeball competition against Globo Gym.
Conquering 90% of the known world by the age of 25, Alexander the Great (Farrell) led his armies through 22,000 miles of sieges and conquests in just eight years. Coming out of tiny Macedonia, Alexander led his armies against the mighty Persian Empire, drove west to Egypt, and finally made his way east to India. This film will concentrate on those eight years of battles, as well as his relationship with his boyhood friend and battle mate, Hephaestion. Alexander died young, of illness, at 33. Alexander's conquests paved the way for the spread of Greek culture (facilitating the spread of Christianity centuries later), and removed many of the obstacles that might have prevented the expansion of the Roman Empire. In other words, the world we know today might never have been if not for Alexander's bloody, yet unifying, conquest.
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Anthony Hopkins, Jared Leto, Rosario Dawson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
After the re-opening of the Hive and the outbreak of the deadly T-Virus, the infamous Umbrella Corporation quarantines the whole of Raccoon City, disabling anyone at all from leaving in case of possible infection with the outside world. Among those trapped within the necropolis, a group of people led by the recently suspended STARS member, Jill Valentine must co-operate to survive the nightmare, however, little do they know about Umbrella's recent pet-project assigned to eliminate all remaining STARS members in Raccoon City... the deadly Nemesis. To survive the mess, Alice, now a genetically modified project has to accept a deal with Dr. Charles Ashford, a top-ranked scientist whose daughter had recently gone missing after an accident in an attempt of escorting her out of the city. If Alice accepts and finds the daughter of Dr. Ashford, he'll ensure that she along with the rest of her group are safely flown out of the quarantined area.
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Oded Fehr, Thomas Krietschmann
Santa and his little helper are confidence men casing a mall all holiday season and robbing it blind Christmas Eve. The elf "shops" the stores while Santa cracks the mall safe. Following them through one last season of perverse holiday cheer you hear the 'f' word more frequently than in Scarface. We meet a woman bartender who has always had a thing for Santas, and a little boy who evokes genuine emotional change in Santa. When Santa gets a conscience it ends up saving him in the end.
Stariing: Billy Bob Thornton , Bernie Mac , Lauren Graham , John Ritter , Cloris Leachman