While a terrorist epidemy strikes the world leaders, the commissaire San-Antonio and his partner, the lieutenant Bérurier, have to escort the French ambassador in a British hotel. But after a negligence of Bérurier (one more little sex affair...), San-Antonio witnessed, helpless, to the ambassador's abduction, organized by a gorgeous Italian girl. Back to Paris, San-Antonio is dismissed by the police chief, Achille Hachille. A real godsend for Bérurier, who get promoted... But soon, the situation degenerates, when the president of the Republic mysteriously disappears. Immediate reaction from Police Minister : San-Antonio is the only one who can save the day. He has 48 hours and a secret squad to find the president. At the Elysée, San-Antonio finds Bérurier, the official investigator. But now, it's every man for himself : who will be the first to find the President ? There are multiple trails: terrorists, unscrupulous banks, international dealers, dishonest politicians, pretty woman with very convincing arguments.
A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.
Starring: Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Naomi Watts, Isabelle Huppert, Mark Wahlberg, Jude Law
Four years ago, audiences were invited to come along with male nurse Greg
(a.k.a. Gaylord) Focker (BEN STILLER) on a weekend as he lost his luggage, set the
backyard on fire, went a little over-the-top in a game of water volleyball, spray painted the cat and was administered a lie-detector test by Jack Byrnes (ROBERT DE NIRO), his girlfriend's father (who turned out to be not a horticulturalist, but an ex-CIA operative reluctant to allow Greg into The Byrnes Family Circle of Trust) in the blockbuster comedy Meet the Parents.
Now, Greg has managed to earn his way inside the Circle of Trust and things are
going great. He and his fiancée Pam (TERI POLO) are excitedly planning their wedding and there's only one tiny, itsy-bitsy little thing left to smooth the way to the altar: the future in-laws need to spend a weekend together.
Starring: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Blythe Danner, Terry Polo, Barbra Streisand
В один скверный пасмурный день на юных Бодлеров — Вайолет, Клауса и их маленькую сестричку Солнышко — обрушились несчастья. Страшный пожар лишил их дома и любящих родителей. В жизни сирот появился опекун Граф Олаф, который, как оказалось, совсем не граф, а злой гений, актёр и мастер переодеваний, стремящийся завладеть наследством несчастных детишек…
In the middle of a raging thunderstorm, a traveling circus accidentally leaves behind some very precious cargo--a baby zebra. The gangly little foal is rescued by horse farmer Nolan Walsh, who takes him home to his young daughter Channing. Once a champion thoroughbred trainer, Walsh has given up horse training for a quiet life with Channing on their modest Kentucky farm. The little zebra, or "Stripes," as Channing calls him, is soon introduced to the farm's misfit troupe of barnyard residents, led by a cranky Shetland Pony named Tucker and Franny, a wise old goat who keeps the family in line. The group is joined by Goose, a deranged big-city pelican who's hiding out in the sticks until the heat dies down in Jersey. The un-aptly named bloodhound Lightening keeps a lazy eye on goings-on at the farm - in between naps. The Walsh farm borders the Turfway Racetrack, where highly skilled thoroughbreds compete for horse racing's top honor, the ultra-prestigious Kentucky Crown. From the first moment Stripes lays eyes on the track, he's hooked--he knows that if he could just get the chance, he could leave all those other horses in the dust. What he doesn't know is--he's not exactly a horse. But with characteristic zeal, he devotes himself to training for the big time, with a little help from Tucker, who has coached a host of champion racehorses in the past.
English language with latvian and russian subtitles.
More mischief…more mayhem….more magic. The Mask is back!
A decade after the legendary Mask of Loki wreaked havoc on the life of an unsuspecting adult in New Line Cinema's hit The Mask, the magical mask finds its way into the possession of a young father in the family comedy Son of the Mask.
Just as aspiring cartoonist Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy) gets over his fear of parenthood with the birth of his new son Alvey, he quickly finds himself in over his head as his new baby is born with the Mask's spectacular powers. Further complicating matters is the family's jealous dog, who turns the household upside down and sparks a comical kid-versus-canine battle for control of the Mask. But unbeknownst to them all, the mischievous Norse god Loki (Alan Cumming) has come looking for his Mask, and is willing to do whatever it takes to get it back.
Starring: Gammill, Lance Khazei, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins, and Traylor Howard.Rob McKittrick, Max Prost
English language with latvian and russian subtitles.
Christian Clavier plays a detective (Rémi or Jack Palmer) who is sent with a fake story to Corse, to look up Ange Léoni (Jean Reno), leader of the a local terrorist-separatist group. There he meets the stunning sister of Ange, Léa (Caterina Murino - almost Miss Italy) and a lot of trouble.
The movies is a quite good one in its category. It will give you some good time and laughs while you follow the story of the detective from Paris and the local people of Corse.
Do not expect deep thoughts, special effects, multimillion setups or Oscar nominee scenes. Just some good time to relax. That's what the film is meant for...
Jean Reno and Christian Clavier will provide you with their acting talent. They are very good at making you smile or laugh. 'Lea' gives something for the eyes. The locals give you some parody of the Corsican historical heritage...
Starring: Christian Clavier, Jean Reno, Caterina Murino, Didier Flamand, Pierre Salasca, Pido, Alain Maratrat
BEING JULIA based on W. Somerset Maugham's "Theatre", is an intoxicating combination of wicked comedy and smart drama, starring Annette Bening as the beautiful and beguiling actress Julia Lambert. In London in 1938, Julia Lambert is at her peak, physically and professionally, but her successful theatrical career and her marriage to handsome impresario Michael Gosselyn (Jeremy Irons) have become stale and unfulfilling. She longs for novelty, excitement, sparks.
Enter Tom Fennell (Shaun Evans), a younger man who claims to be Julia's greatest fan. Finding his ardor irresistible, she decides that romance is the best antidote to a mid-life crisis and embarks on a passionate affair. Life becomes more daring and exciting, until Julia's young lover callously tries to relegate her to a supporting role. But on opening night, Julia reveals that she is a more formidable actress than anyone ever imagined.
Starring: Annette Bening, Jeremy Irons, Michael Gambon, Shaun Evans, Bruce Greenwood, Juliet Stevenson
English language with latvian and russian subtitles.
За столиком ресторана друзья обсуждают, чего больше в жизни — комического или трагического. Автор успешных комедий убежден, что люди ищут повод для смеха, чтобы убежать от боли — его друг верит в силу трагедии. В качестве примера каждый развивает историю, основанную на анекдоте о незваном госте — молодой женщине Мелинде, чья жизнь пошла под откос.
В драматической версии мы видим переживания Мелинды после тяжелого развода; комедийная версия событий развивается в спальном районе, где Мелинда вносит сумятицу во время соседской вечеринки своей попыткой самоубийства. Здесь фигурирует масса комических персонажей из художественной богемы, включая безработного актера, заигрывающего с Мелиндой, и его жену-режиссера, более всего озабоченную охмурением банкира для спонсирования нового проекта «Сонаты о кастрации».
Чили Палмер возвращается. Гангстер, переквалифицировавшийся в кинопродюсера, решил не полагаться на неустойчивые доходы в киноиндустрии и занялся музыкальным бизнесом. Он ссорится с русской мафией и рэпперами-гангстерами и берет под свое крыло талантливую, но вздорную молодую певицу Линду Мун.
История о бывшем морском пехотинце, охраняющем работающего на правительство ученого и пятерых его детей. Как показывает практика, детей нужно охранять не только от злоумышленников, но и от них самих. Причем не следует забывать и о собственной безопасности. Их ведь пятеро, и все они чрезвычайно коварны…
Ben Stiller ("Meet the Parents"), Chris Rock ("Chris Rock Never Scared"), David Schwimmer (TV's "Friends") and Jada Pinkett Smith ("Collateral") star as the voices of four zoo animals who hang up when they hear the call of the wild.
Alex the Lion (Stiller) is the king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo. He and his best friends Marty the Zebra (Rock), Melman the Giraffe (Schwimmer) and Gloria the Hippo (Pinkett Smith) have lived their entire lives in blissful captivity, with regular meals provided and an admiring public to adore them.
Not content to leave well enough alone, Marty allows his curiosity to get the better of him and, with the help of some prodigious penguins, makes his escape to explore the world he's been missing. Alex, Melman and Gloria go after him, but before they can go wild in the streets, they are captured, crated and put on a ship to Africa…to be ultimately set free.
When those plotting penguins sabotage the ship, Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria find themselves washed ashore on the exotic island of Madagascar. Now, these native New Yorkers have to figure out how to survive in the wild and discover the true meaning of the phrase "It's a jungle out there."
English language with latvian and russian subtitles.