Frederic Lansing is a writer who hopes to find inspiration while vacationing in Hellview, Oregon; however, the lighthouse in which he's staying is haunted by the ghost of Venetia, who had killed herself 100 years ago and now wants to use Lansing as a vessel for her dead husband, Captain Howdy. When Howdy's ghost starts killing people, two bumbling scientists are brought in to investigate the history of the lighthouse and solve the case.
As a killer named Cinderhella stalks the student body at the high school in Grizzly Lake, a group of co-eds band together to survive while they're all serving detention.
A man, long haunted by the paranormal, captures on camera the horror and hilarity he and his beautiful girlfriend encounter after moving into a new home.
Now out of college, the hapless Cindy Campbell is a TV news anchorwoman. Strange things begin to occur when crop circles appear on Tom Logan's farm, but the suspense climaxes when Cindy's best friend Brenda dies an eerie death somehow relating to a killer video tape. After her nephew Cody watches the video tape, Cindy fears the lives of all and takes matters into her own hands, summoning the help of the Oracle and visiting the infatuated Architect on Curlesco Island. From this point on, Cindy uncovers the eerie link between the crop circles and the killer video tape, and must eventually assist the President of the United States in preventing a full-scale alien invasion.
VAMPIRES SUCK is a comedic exploration of teenage romance and angst spoofing many of the recent ‘teen’ movies. Becca is torn between two boys; the mysterious, moody and ridiculously pale guy, or the stable and sweet one who reminds her of a “little gay brother”.
In her quest to decide between the two she must survive a family dinner without actually becoming the dinner, made even harder by a group of vampires (who look very much like the black eyed peas) who are also set on eating her!
If her romantic entanglements were not enough, she is also trying to deal with her over controlling father, who still sees her as a little girl and insists on carrying her around strapped to him in a baby bjorn!
As prom night looms Becca must make some tough decisions, helped along by everyone from Alice (from a mysterious wonderland) to Lady GaGa!
Cast: Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Charlie Weber
Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer